I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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