okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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