Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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