I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do herpes really smell.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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