No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Dicks are not precious.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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