I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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