Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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