Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Enjoy the penises
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
