I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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