I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
