I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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