Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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