smell my finger.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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