absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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