Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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