If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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