Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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