I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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