spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
i think my cat just said my name.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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