sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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