she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
