You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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