I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
