go do what you do best...puke behind churches
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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