This dress was meant to end up on your floor
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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