That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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