her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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