shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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