I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
this hospital has no fireball
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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