I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
