Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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