kristin has been a bad kristin
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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