I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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