i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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