it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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