How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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