Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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