Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
