i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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