is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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