I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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