fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
