you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
