All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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