Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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