He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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