i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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