There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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