I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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