# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
no, he came in my armpit
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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